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How do you sickos eat this cute angel?
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“When you meet the right person you know it. You can’t stop thinking about them. They』re your best friend and your soulmate. You can’t wait to spend the rest of your life with them. No one and nothing else can compare.”
“Oh yeah, you just know she likes it dirty. Go say hi.”
“Holy crap, you’re beautiful!”
“Guess who nailed the chick from Metro News One last night?”
“Ted, I have to tell you the truth. I』m in love with - tacos”
“Say you and I went suit shopping, and you happened upon a beautiful suit. A beautiful Canadian suit. Double-breasted. Mmmmmm. You try it on, and it’s not exactly the right fit for you, so you put it back, then I try it on. I don’t really wanna take the same suit you had your eye on, but at the same time, I really like that suit.”
“Attention, Canada. I’m Barney, from America, and I’m here to fix your backward-ass country. Number one, get real money. Don’t know what board game this came from, but it’s a joke. Number two, and this is a biggie, quit letting awesome chicks like Robin Scherbatsky get away because you know what, you don’t want her, I’m planting my flag in her if you know what I mean -which you probably don’t - and getting her the hell out of here. You may now return to being pointless.”
“No, it is so not fine. I was a jerk. And if you don’t mind my saying, your dad is a complete idiot for not calling. He should never let a day go by without calling you, because… when I let a day go by without talking to you… um… then that day’s just no good.”
“I haven’t stopped thinking about you and you haven’t stopped thinking about me.”
“What do you want me to say Ted? Whatever I thought was there, she thought differently. So, no, I don’t care if Robin is single again.”
“I love everything about her, and I’m not a guy who says that lightly, I’m a guy who has faked love his entire life, I’m a guy who thought love was just something idiots felt, but this woman has a hold on my heart that I could not break if I wanted to. And there have been times when I wanted to. It has been overwhelming and humbling, and even painful at times, but I could not stop loving her any more than I could stop breathing. I』m hopelessly, irretrievably in love with her. More than she knows.”
Step 16: Hope she says yes.
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The most amazing thing about my sister is that she’s so beautifully unaware. She has no insecurities. She’s completely free. She just lives and does, and I love that. - Dakota Fanning
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happythankyoumoreplease (2010)
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